I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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