You're so nebulous sometimes
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
