Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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