Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
His nipple licking is glorious
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