That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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