Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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