Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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