Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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