You're completely useless in the revolution.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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