FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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