We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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