Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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