Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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