If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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