I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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