have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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