If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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