What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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