I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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