you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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