Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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