He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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