Do you still have your period?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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