I don't usually arrange sex via text message
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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