you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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