They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
No subtext here. People are naked.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
