oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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