People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
