found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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