Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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