I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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