I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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