Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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