Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She's JV to your varsity
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
