Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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