I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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