I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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