You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am spending my child support on dildos
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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