is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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