why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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