dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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