She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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