I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
its liver damage thursday
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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