Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize