Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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