something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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