Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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