No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my shit smells like andre
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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