Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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