Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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