Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Farmville is her only friend.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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