How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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