HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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