rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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