May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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