But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
