we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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