I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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